Monday, March 28, 2005
Have you seen this man?
Recently, it has come to our attention at Delta f that a heinous criminal is on the loose right here in Windsor. Omar "the neighbour" has led a campaign of terror on this block for too long, and the authorities have asked me to ask you if there is any way we can stop the evil.
Omar must be stopped!
Trying to spread the word of conservativism through the most vile means possible - the public forum!! - Omar is a stain on this community that must be stopped at any cost!
If you see Omar, do not attempt to approach him in any way. Unless you are a member of the Canadian Conservative Party, then knock yourself out: Just try and take the guy out. He's armed and to be considered very dangerous.
If you have any information pertaining to the whereabouts of Omar, please contact Delta f immediately.
Thank you, and be careful,
Tyler Thomas, President, delta f.